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17
Feb

Psycho-girlfriend

We have heard about the psycho-girl, now, we tackle the worse kind… the psycho-girlfriend.

A psycho-girlfriend is someone who hovers in her own cyclical reality. She is egocentric, thus, everything negative that happens to the relationship is the guys fault, and she’ll definitely say that she’s tired of arguing about it.

For instance, personal experience aside, a friend has this girlfriend X and she’s a psycho-girlfriend. She agonizes over the smallest mistakes making a mountain out of a mole hill, rants about it to her boyfriend (who is also probably stupid enough not to dump her despite the relationship turning into a recurring nightmare), and blames it all to the guy while claiming that she’s the messiah by taking all the sacrifices she has to do in order to save the relationship.

X: Nasan ka?! (Where are you?!)

Wimpy dude: Sa bahay ni A. (In A’s house.)

X: Bakit hindi ka nanaman nagsabi sakin?! (Why didn’t you tell me where you are?!)

W.D.: Magtetext palang… (I was about to text…) — She cuts him off and nags and rants and blabs and goes wild.

This is ALWAYS followed by “Lagi nalang tayo nagaaway…” (We’re always arguing…), with the subsequent reconciliation and it’s deja vu the next day.

Notice that the woman has a way of preventing the conflict by simply letting the issue slide, afterall, it’s not life-threatening. Another thing is that she forgets the fact that she is NOT supposed to be the center of a guy’s universe. Yes, we can all go cheesy singing songs and poetry about women being the sunshine of his life or whatnot, but this is supposed to be a voluntary act.

A secondary problem about their kind is that the first resort of these women is anger followed by the severance of the relationship (breakup). Albeit they are (supposedly) rational beings, they lose control and lets out the Pavlov’s Dog in them by reacting to circumstances without thinking. Like salivating upon hearing the bell, they go berserk over the smallest things.

If you’re guilty of being a psycho, here are some helpful tips:

Remember that it always takes two to tango. A guy could have been negligent not to report to you, but you could have simply told him to “try not to forget it next time” than to go wild. This only means that you have a part in the argument as well. Love is about understanding, is it not?

Never resort to break up if it is not final. Do you want to look stupid by ending the relationship and try to restore it a few hours later? Great stupidity comes great responsibility, try not to make your partner miserable, be responsible for your own stupidity.

It could help to write your reasons for your anger, and I do mean the primary cause such as “he did not text when he got home” or something. If you see that you have written it a lot of times already, you can point this out to your partner and TALK about it. However, if he forgets to tell you where he is once a week or less, you’re in the wrong, fool!

Keep your calm.

Try not to blurt out emotionally-infested outbursts towards your partner. (Have you tried throwing plates on the wall?) (You can also hit the wall HARD with your head to let it all out)

Be mature about matters concerning the relationship, handle it with care.

Always keep an open mind.

P.S. This is applicable to psycho-boyfriends as well, just try to reverse everything gender-sensitive in the post.

P.P.S. You can show this to your psycho-girlfriend and let her argue with me if she freaks out.

02
Feb

Psycho-girl

Author’s note: This is in relation with the 50 First Dates Syndrome. This is in no way made to offend the psycho-women but on the contrary help them recognize their irrational behavior within themselves and help other people understand them.

In life, I’m pretty sure you would one day get to meet a “psycho-girl”. She looks deceivingly innocent and rather normal, you eat out, hangout, chat, chill with her… and then she hands you out her love problems. It starts harmlessly as a story-telling process telling you how much of a jerk her boyfriend is… as she goes along the story, she loses part of her calm and begins the ranting process. Following the ranting process would be the pointing out of the perceived problem together with some sort of a resolution with a claim that “I have seen the light, I should blah and a blah and a blah blah blah”.

Right after the conversation, she breaks it up with her love interest.

A day after, they are back together.

Another day follows and she’s back with her story-ranting-resolution process.

Now you have a full-fledged Forgetful Lucy.

Declaration of facts -> Determination of problems -> Pseudo-enlightenment -> Conflict resolution

Symptoms:

1. Excessive rationalization

2. Redirecting blame to self

3. Failure to recognize the problem

4. Refusal to recognize the problem

5. Failure to address the problem

6. Refusal to address the problem

7. Obsessive attitude towards the guy

8. Initiates breakup and the subsequent reconciliation

9. Failure to move on

10. Recurring cycle of a love-hate relationship

These symptoms are just for starters, there are a lot of things to be observed from these women. A word of advice to those who would want to give a psycho-girl some advice: Stop giving them advices on the third cycle, it’s utterly useless. Why? They refuse to be helped. Despite their “interest” in your advice, it will only be set aside once her man gives her a petty “sorry, I love you” or “I miss you”. They always think that things will change and that even after their nth breakup, if the guy says “I promise I will make it up to you” they swoon and go back to square one.

I personally have nothing against psycho-women, but I made this post to help those who think they can help them. No matter how hard you try, they will always stay the same. Moving on, I had a few of these psycho-women and I see some of my friends having or even being psycho-women. There’s no helping them for they are the only ones who can help themselves. Also, take note on the fact that they can hate or despise you for trying to help them out of a “lovebug” so it’s always best not to convince them otherwise.

On a last note, the term “psycho-girl” was originally titled to this girl who is desperately in love with some Matt that she makes a video of herself and strips herself naked just to show this dude Matt what he’s “missing”. I am not sure if the issue there is genuine or made up, but her action portrays the extreme cases of being a psycho-girl.

Oh yeah, I remembered about this other breed of psycho-women. I hate this type: They go around sending mass messages or otherwise known as [gm] group messages and here’s an example:

“hey i nid ur p0int 0f view hr! S0 heed pls… Wt if u wnt 2 erase him/her (ur ex) 0ut 0f ur mind wud u prefer 2 delete her/him als0 in ur fs acct?c0z evrytym u saw her/him evn in pix…u hurts..and darn! it’s awwWttz!!! ~s0o0perrr!”

——— I ignored her text ——— Then,

“I w0n’t delete him! C0z il get revenge by being wid sm1 much much better than him! Yeah! Haha!”

In the month of January alone, I have encountered at least 5 psycho-women and damn, they scare me shitless and I get steamed up over their irrational moves together with their rationalizations and futile attempts of getting another person’s attention.




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